Exclusive* — new Team Sky aerodynamic technology

Chris Boardman has thrown British Cycling’s Dave Brailsford’s theory of marginal gains out of the window and made a monumental leap forward with a drastic step change in aerodynamic technology.

Intensive wind tunnel research and the genius of Team Sky’s “boffins” have led to massive advancements in wormhole technology that will see the aerodynamics of the future applied to the new Pinarello Dogma. The bike, which has been kept a guarded secret and will be unveiled for this year’s Tour de France, is tipped for near light-speeds. It is predicted that when if team Sky rider manages to get in a breakaway on one of these bikes, he may cross the Flamme Rouge before the peloton even leaves the neutralised zone.

*to the Realpeloton podcast episode 10