Official Rules of the Scottish Cyclist: posers

19. If the Scottish Cyclist finds himself in the presence of a cyclist riding a bike costing more than 2000€ he shall regard his “acquaintance” with a mixture of disdain and SEVERE condescension, unless the rider’s ability is commensurate with the cost of his equipment.

see also rule 2: cost is paramount
see also: Official Rules of the Scottish Cyclist: full list